A clean Volkswagen is a happy Volkswagen.

A clean Volkswagen is a happy Volkswagen.

I want to change my nipple rings really bad, but at the same time I’m like well what if something goes terribly wrong? I don’t want to have to go through the pain of getting them pierced again. That shit is rough.

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

lovinglydull:

the-meat-dimension:

wait a minute

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WAIT A MINUTE

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ARE THOSE FUCKING SLIPPERS

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WHO THE FUCK WEARS SLIPPERS TO WORK

The same guy that forgets his grandson’s name.

dbpony:

unprettyprincess:

crazysexyfierce:

high-in-the-tardis:

balconyscene:

women

Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.

This is sensational

This is the best post

This photo set popped up just in time.

(Source: cantora-magrela)

because wearing cute underwear makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself

(via puregag)